society like ****

Now the two women complaining about the crowded buses, so that they painful. One said: "I am out of luck Yeah! I was packed in the car to flow production." One said: "I meant by misfortune! In the car I was packed all pregnant. "

g [* a male hospital visit, and asked the price women and women A: 50. men see cheap, dry. woman said: Please pay 100 yuan, M asked the result. F A out of the 50. male anger Road: you his mother is mobile ah, but also two-way fee!

Beijing-Kowloon Railway, farmers along the roadside view. on board a female passenger to holidays, after the exchange of paper out of the window, paste the face of a farmer's face on paper, the peasants won see Road: **, is fast! Gone with the Wind sheet of paper to drop his nose bleeding can come!
night. husband in bed reading. from time to time put his hand into his wife between legs.'s wife would strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? Wife asked: Why your hands? Seriousness of said husband: wet hands. Good open book!



day, a nun, a monk will be met out of a couplet: the Union: during the day do not hang. the second line: the evening hanging all right. scroll reads: nothing else to do! nun on the joint: white sky tunnel for. the second line: empty hole at night . scroll reads: there is demand (the ball) will be.
Since ancient times, the wines of Anhui

: leg lift of girls, hole in the wine; boys leg lift of gold seeds alcohol; old woman leg lift of, Gujing Distillery; leg lift of the old man, Quan dry beer! your legs lift of, * M liquor!
father took his son to bathe, to be slipped on slippery son grabbed his father's genitals when it did not fall. father curse that damn fortunate and I come to you Mom to non-died from a fall you!
a Chinese students to visit relatives back home boasting: U.S. factories advanced technology, from the get go, introduced to the sausage! His father reflected in its kind of xenophilia very angry and said: I told your mother still more, and I sausage pushed into, out of the pigs!

woman on husband's sexuality. A: Well, I like the tariff collectors who, once a month. B: my husband had sent leaflets, a plug to settle the matter lightly. C: You better do, My better half seems to give milk, on the door and went away.


chat twins in the womb. boss said: good dad always head out to see us. is not love of health, sickness Koutan left. her second child, said: good or uncle next door. He also used bags of sputum 吐完away in the sputum.
intercourse of a male long-suppressed, his wife very hard to accept. day he inverted mirror naked wife, wife overjoyed to do so. He wife legs spread apart and placed his chin and asked his wife wife pussy : I beard look good right?


condoms on the sanitary napkin, said: "I'm afraid of you, every time you an appointment, I did a week to do business." sanitary angry: "Do not wait till you Ah, you neglect his mother a little bit, I have ten months of business on the yellow. "



a woman having an affair her husband returned home suddenly, * husband hurriedly jumping through the window and fled, the crowd mixed with morning run, there is the curious question: Why do not you wear clothes? The answer: streaker! Have not seen? Man A: The streaking seen, but have not seen Daitao streaker's!
Host asked: Will the cats climb trees? Eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: an example! Eagle tears: That year, I fell asleep, the cat climbed the tree ... then there will be a migrant owl ...
a barrier to the hospital for a check-stool, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription to get migrant workers Medicine Department, I saw a roll of toilet paper, understand, the doctor said: will not use the backside of the Cement Bag.
Secretary and chief of a ride the lift, after the Secretary released a fart Chief: You fart a! Chief said: I did not put the. Chief soon be removed. The Secretary said at the meeting: fart big things can not afford to be magnanimous, to be what you use?
17 old man and a young lady **** excitement died off fine. His family refuses to accept the lady to court. Please forensic autopsy to identify the reasons for the judge. After the forensic autopsy the next conclusion: comfortable dead!
both feces shell mantis of the welfare lottery, A: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery on the package for a living, eat fresh!
a bachelor wedding night, the bride leaning on the wall struggling to come out, curse to: "liar, he said he had three years of savings, I thought it was money then!!"
an old man to go by public transport climax village work. Asked the waitress on the way: climax to yet? Waitress wrote: Not yet. While he asked: climax to yet? The clerk says: poor old guy impatient, high tide will be called to my!
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a stir whip dinner time point of the Road, flowers, and take their food when accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: This stuff is really incredible! cooked minced, and it went so far as know the way! < br> a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, jokingly Road 'is blossoming fruit trees where ah', beautiful to hear, pulled up her skirt, said: 'There are students you support Your local '!
son and mother to sleep every night. mom: you grow up and mother married to a wife has to sleep it? child A: ah. mom: you wife country? children, said: Let her sleep with the father. Dad excited to hear that: this child from an early age sensible!
cock trip a month, came back I heard nothing old quail, cock doubt. two days later gave birth hen quail eggs, big cock anger, hen hurried to explain: It is premature friends!
village women reported wrote: shame it! I had last night was ****. the police chief asked the man sawed? that Anke not see clearly, but certainly a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, finally I go in to his help.
girls go home at midnight, by seven thugs, dangerous to stand up when an aunt, rescued girls from being **, radio interviews, Boyle made: In fact it was Shaye Mo thought, just this thing can not be all that cheap, small children show bitch!
introduction of a poverty-stricken villages and chief of the village: the basic food by the party, the basic clothing by spinning, the basic wealth by looting, the basic by-law would like to; communication basic by yelling and basically rely on the traffic to go, the basic law and order by the dog, sexual life, by hand!
butcher prostitutes were arrested and fined 4,000 yuan a receipt. day the couple found Tu This receipt is only 4,000 yuan know did not know 'the word prostitute, ask the butcher: anything for 4,000 yuan fine? Butcher replied: I was punished meat injection!
Moujun drunk, strayed into female toilets and vomiting. Coincides with a woman is urinate, Moujun hear the anger, saying: 'said the drink, how still pouring? 'Woman heard this trip, the plan has Biechu ass to the king heard this furious:' Who is his mother then opened a bottle! 'Thugs broke into the houses was strong * women fight to the death against the husband came back and saw his wife being gang Shimoji hold him down,units busy, picked up a shovel shot angry, hears his wife cursed: "Damn, the resistance for a long time, been a shovel to beat you into the. (

unit leaders concluding remarks: not perform well because of our work: First, like the widow to sleep, no one above; second is like a prostitute, above the old is replaced; Third, as my wife slept, a friend and old engage in their own people

1949 年 9 月 28 day I was arrested, beat up on me the first day I did not trick the enemy; the next day the enemy with pepper water splashing me, and I did not move; the third day of the enemy with a honey trap I recruited; fourth day I would like to move, damn liberated.
a traffic police vehicle drivers are often punished, hated the traffic police. his wife persuaded him to say: after the birth of a baby named Zan traffic police. you angry when you hit him . If you do not Jiehen operating traffic police his mother!
a Japanese woman in the sauna bath, looking for a Chinese for intrafamilial transmission of Adonis, Adonis rubbing rubbing effect of a sudden, his penis into his shame Department, Japan Woman furious: What's your work? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!

night, see Paula Lagos idiot couple ****, like to watch. The next morning, saw a man doing push-ups, we take a closer look, a man furious: You see what silly B! idiot wrote: You just silly B that, under people have gone still dry!
a man found his son to work with a condom on his head, busy scolded his son, the son of grievances, saying: "Tomorrow we play shows, play some good, some Yanhuai Ren, I asked the teacher what I play?" teacher "You play a hanging"!
married two history teachers, and is the second marriage; After the wedding, women seeking second line out of the Union: a night raid on Pearl Harbor, Americans frightened (fine); M Qiao on: two atomic bombs, Japan, Germany, (too) surrendered; scroll reads: World War II!
a flea to his unfortunate partner cry: I used to live in a man's beard, then through twists and turns before reaching a female pubic hair, the results of the first next day woke up and found that men and back before the beard on the!
life ah, always to some philosophical ... ... Life is like being raped: either resist or go to enjoy; work as prostitutes: No you can not let other people on; society like ****: all have to rely on their own to solve!
Ni Ping to Mengcheng guests, food on a bullwhip, taste especially good, asked, Why So? Feng Gong said that cattle who have! Cattle, said Feng Gong who have! Ni Ping Q: I suffered from it? Both Qi A: Do you have sometimes, sometimes not.
Idiot wife for six months without child, Gongdie asked children did not work, children do not understand, Father said that in your body where the most hard-hit your wife pee place. Times Japan-law husband of the public said: Your son was crazy, he hit his head one night urinal son!
a nun felt sick to hospital. Nurse mistakenly testing pregnant women for the single. Nun reading a single completion, Yangtianzhangtan: "This is the first letter, but with all the carrots."
Beauty urgency, roadside urinate, no paper to wipe the leaves. Leaves have thorns, genitals and even pain. Beauty displeasure, saying: "all day to eat meat, eat green vegetables on the back could not bear it??"
Village home at midnight drunk mistakenly lying pen, leaving their wives for their pour, the number of sows hum sound the village head said: "Even if not down, and also what Johnson does Caesar!" reach out and touch pig milk, Xiao Ma said: "by, bought low-quality leather, and also double-breasted it!"

old man train, night break mistakenly inserted into the opposite foot Miss stalls. A few days later, does not feel itchy feet, doctor thesis as syphilis, the old man with known rare. Doctors said: "What you call this?? Yesterday to a B in beriberi of it long!!"
Difficult to marry a woman breast small, intimate man asked when the bread of his life? ? Women say there! ! Men then agreed to the marriage. Wedding night, men rushed out of the bridal chamber, his back shouting: "My god, Wang Zi small steamed bread!"


that a pair of male and female XX, male lying on the entry after the woman who does not move, gently say: we are China Unicom, and some unhappy woman, men and violent attack, woman loudly shouted: Mobile is the ratio Unicom

eight naive: Leadership toast you do not drink, you first touch the leading lady, leading to walk you go by car, leading you wordy speech, the leadership of a private matter you talk nonsense, leading off before you shower, you turn the table leaders and take their food, leading listen to brand you Zimo.

Secretary drunk to go home at midnight to hear his wife urinate, Chen Dao: "do not drink, and how can they fall?" they reach out and touch the feet of his wife, Hei said: "Yes, exciting program bump fists before. * Five Quebec also ah!! "
a blind girl and mother living together. The 1st female lover in the back room and secretly ****, moan voice alarmed her mother, asked why, the answer heat stroke. Entry to visit the mother, lover Mangcong women who stood up, leaning against the wall standing not moving. For women the amount of parent contact, but mistakenly hold Valentine's ****, shocked, saying: "the weather turned hot, the walls are sweating a peg."
A peasant woman with the * transaction. Woman said, the bed 50, chair 20, the grass 10. Farmers throw 50, * laughed and said, good and mood, Mr.. Farmer said: "Sentiment ass, grass five times."
Wife and children live, suddenly found her son not see ****, middle of the night, busy searching for the original tuck crouched behind the door. Husband said: "Come back, door wind." Angry child, saying: "less deceptive, blanket the wind more."
One drink toilet, came back to the peer said: "This hotel is a good business Even the toilet had put two tables! "then continue to drink. Immediately, a group of people rushed into the room holding down the person hit. Companion hurriedly asked why, the answer was: "This boy pee in our rooms easily!"

man took off his clothes to his girlfriend to see the biceps, said: This is equivalent to 50 kilograms of explosives, but also pointed to his pants leg, said: This is equivalent to 100 kilograms of explosives. then took off his underwear, his girlfriend running for the door bolted, exclaimed: God! lead so short!
car, a man hit a female body, women furious wrote: You also could not stand on three legs! Man waved his hand said: forget it and forget it I do not quarrel with you, since you are all mouth anyway.

husband came home to see his wife lying in bed with the doctor. Doctors: Do not misunderstand, I took his temperature. Husband: If you insert the body of the thing my wife does not scale, you'll be dead.

through the cemetery late at night when people hear a knocking sound, heard the more afraid, and finally he saw a man in carved tombstones. Relief to the other side said: almost scared me! Are you doing? A: They put my name on the wrong, I change change!

a female disguised as a man, one day suddenly Da Yima in positions came under the red one, company commander asked: "What hurt you?" women soldiers quickly said: "No, nothing." company commander Busy Paxia her pants, surprise :"**** blew said nothing? "

an AIDS patient dying before writing a couplet: the Alliance are: for the **** of Health, to **** death struggle for the **** life; the second line is: eat **** loss , the **** when, eventually died in **** on. Transverse: down **** mold.

married ants and elephants, but elephants had died a few days, ants are very sad, crying while curse to: Honey, how do you walk in front of me had it, his mother in this life I do not dry enough, buried you

Tang Seng westbound met a banshee and watch abundant buttocks fat milk, Gu Yu row intercourse, seeing Banshee exclaimed: Elder! My daughter that there may be periods in the body intercourse inconvenience! Tang Seng After listening to his hands together: Amitabha, Pinseng is to learn from!

camels and elephants on the road met the elephant strange wrote: Hey, how long your Mimi in the back. Strange Oh. Camel heard unhappy, saying: death satisfactory end, roll away, I do not and jj long talk in the face of things.

officers and a driver to watch the show, to the door, so officers into the security, the driver stopped, the driver of indignation: I and he is a system, let me go. Security also 得理不饶人: jj and eggs is the same system, the penis go in, get into Egg on. Driver:. . . . .