Microsoft

User: Hello, may I ask where is Microsoft?
Microsoft: Yes, what would you do it?
Users: You released a few days ago to see a notice to say that you had to black it? I have such a day, and how not black ah. . . .
Microsoft :#%$^&@< br> User: Black is not black you in the end?
Microsoft :.......
User: say ah, you black is not black?
Microsoft: Black ... piracy was black, you are pirating it?
user: Yes, ah, 100% pirated, absolute piracy.
Microsoft: It should not be ah, yes, you turn on automatic updates yet?
users: open the, ah, early in the open, waiting to see a black screen on it!
Microsoft; [email =##$%^&%$#@$%]##$%^&%$#@$%[/ email] ...
users: how it? Do not open ah?
Microsoft: the need, need!
users: that ye do not black?
Microsoft: Do you have Automatic Updates prompts you to download patch it?
users: this is no longer, I and other Lao Bantian, and finally can not wait, and go to your own website up and down one, and the result was not black, you say this thing the whole of the!
Microsoft :....< br> Microsoft: I'm sorry, sir, we do not solve your problems, find technical staff will stay in touch with you, thank you!