Review of Past 500 in exchange for this life only rub shoulders off

Chinese New Year on duty failed to return home, toothache the powerful, bad mood, happy to get Several Newly joke. Happy about Na!
1. hunter hunting, watching the trees are two birds, raised a gun to lay one, found to be not only the hair, are wondering, the other bird came and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coax strip her clothes,physical health, you put her down to play. . .

2. farmer kill the rooster was deported not, and then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when unmarried man! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .

3. restaurant flies fly on the toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase all day, I was always popular to drink hot sauce over it!
toilet flies: Road of different non-phase plan, eat in good dim light ass beauty you've seen a few? ? ?

4. Beijing-Kowloon Railway, farmers along the roadside to watch the car after a female passenger for sanitary napkins out of the window, the face of a farmer's face stickers, the peasants won said: train is fast, floating piece of paper can beat blood from the nose! ! !

5. you heard it? Review of Past 500 in exchange for this life only rub shoulders off, the 1000 Review of this life was destined a laugh, as we like friends, last generation did not do other light fucking turning back. . .

6. pigs looking for a man of God asked reincarnation. Emperor and asked: farming? A bitter. Said: work? A tired. Said: monkey,? A too hard. God asked the States and Canada? A: eat drink can visit a prostitute! Royal shocked: Dog Day also want to state cadres!